"Oh, I'm so pale, I'm usually
so tan." Bitch bitch bitch. What the hell are these people
complaining about? You know what I see when I see normally light
skinned people with dark tans? I see leather. Leather, skin
cancer and wrinles. Ultraviolet rays penetrate these people's skin
and cause cancer, premature ageing and an all over unhealthy glow.
Be pale. Be pale, pretty
and avoid the Sun. Tan people make me sick. "Yeah, sure I want
to waste time I could be using to make a difference in the world with sitting
on my big fat ass in the sun. Yeah, I want to risk burning myself
painfully, getting blisters and peeling skin which terribly destroys my
body's first natural defence against infection and disease. Yeah
I want to cook my skin like a sausage, so I can get skin cancer and lose
various facial features to flesheating cancer cells. Yeah, I want
to darken my naturally pale skin so I look like a field worker, and cover
my skin with unnattractive discontinuations on my skin tones. Yeah
I want to tan my skin like leather so that when I get older, people won't
have to guess at my age, since because of my rotten fruit appearance, they
will automatically assume I am ten years older than I am.Yeah, Sign me
up for a tanning bed. Sign me up for some tanning oil. Sign
me up for whatever it takes to get a tan."
Give me a break. Give
me a big fucking break right now. I LIKE being pale. I ENJOY not
looking like a shoe. I LIKE being reflective. I won't get skin
cancer. I will have beautiful skin my whole life. The money
I spend on sunblock now, will save me thousands of dollars on wrinkle creams
and all the other crap the tan people will try to remove their wrinkles
with.. Too bad they don't work. Too bad the damage is already done.
Your skin is already fucked up beyond repair.
Be pale. Be true to
your skin tones. Buy sunblock and a hat. Stay out of the sun.
The sun is a big pain in the ass.